A pilgrim's progress, or lack thereof
Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki And His Years Of Pilgrimage
Haruki Murakami; translated by Philip Gabriel; 386 pages; Alfred A. Knopf
CHALK up some of Haruki Murakami's rock-star status to the way he evokes the self-pitying narcissism of youth.
At 65, Murakami can still channel the agonies of a high school student who thought that he and his four best friends were the centre of the universe - until the cruel, fateful day when the friends stopped speaking to him for no apparent reason.
As Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki And His Years Of Pilgrimage begins, the title character is at death's door because of this sudden rejection.
And the author is tossing around phrases like "bowels of death", "thick cloud of nothingness" and "dark, stagnant void".
It would help if we knew just what kind of Eden Tsukuru had been cast out of, but no. This book is as short on explanations as it is long on overwrought adolescent emotion.
And either Murakami or his translator, Philip Gabriel, likes to bludgeon each new thought with brutal repetition.
So the main thing we know about the self-important five friends is that "like an equilateral pentagon, where all sides are the same length, their group's formation had to be composed of five people exactly - any more or less wouldn't do.
They believed that this was true".
The other four all have names that denote colours in Japanese.
Next April, when Murakami's fans lather up about why he deserves a Nobel Prize in Literature, maybe they will cite this as meaningful.
But here it is just one more reason for Colorless Tsukuru to feel sorry for himself, because he has lost two male friends, Aka (short and stubborn) and the gung-ho Ao ("Losing is not an option!") and two female ones, Shiro (tall and slim, with a doll's look) and Kuro (less beautiful, but smarter).
Once Tsukuru has suffered his high school calamity, he moves on to Tokyo to attend college.
The four former friends stay back in their hometown, so Tsukuru would appear to have moved on.
Enter Sara, a nice, two-dimensional, 38-year-old woman who begins asking Tsukuru the shrinky questions he really needs to answer.
In about as sophisticated a plot device as this novel has to offer, Sara says she won't sleep with Tsukuru until he goes out and finds his old friends and asks them what happened. "I think you have - some kind of unresolved emotional issues," Sara keenly observes.
So what did happen back then? Nothing that would satisfy either a gumshoe or a wisdom seeker.
Tsukuru finds the people he's looking for, and after the most astonishing stalling ("You really don't have any idea?" "I really don't!") he gets two sets of answers.
The first is about why he was so unceremoniously booted out.
The second is about what his teenage friends grew up to be. Suffice it to say that one sells cars and uses "Viva Las Vegas" as a ringtone, so they've all taken their share of wrong turns. They would not have remained friends anyway. That part feels honest.
Less so: a shoehorned moment of wisdom in which Tsukuru is finally able to accept everything that happened to him, and grasp "what lies at the root of true harmony".
He also learns to beware of bad elves. As flashes of wisdom go, that's a very Murakami combination.